just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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