I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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