so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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