u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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