she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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