I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I'm at about main and main street
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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