Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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