We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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