I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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