she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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