Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
do nipples grow back?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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