After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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