Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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