What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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