i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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