I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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