I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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