Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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