I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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