try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Randomize
