Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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