I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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