I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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