Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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