if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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smell my finger.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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