therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are