areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that