NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i think im in europe. pls send help
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Randomize
