super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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