i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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