Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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