what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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