Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
