Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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