i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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