he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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