do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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