okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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