did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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