how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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