what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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