Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Are we still banned from the library?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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