Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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