turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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