My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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