why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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