Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
