my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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