He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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