Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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