i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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