im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
