You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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