Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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