If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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