Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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