Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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