ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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