i just had sex bonerless
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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